ToyFarce News: First Pics Online? How to Pick the Best Potato Camera To Impress Everyone!

by ToyFarce
July 05, 2024

It is a tale as old as time: the first pictures from a new, unannounced figure, a leak or even simply the first pictures to hit the internet are always taken with a potato camera (can also be taken with a ham sandwich, depending on the region). But how to select the best potato to make sure that your pictures have this starchy, grainy, blurry look? ToyFarce investigated...

We have asked action figure collector and potato expert Steven from Wisconsin which potato variety would be the more suitable to deliver the best first pictures online:


"I would recommend a Yukon Gold of decent size. This is, to me, the best potato to make sure your pictures will be terrible. I have tried with various red potatoes or even sweet potatoes for fun, but the results have always been better when using a Yukon Gold. There's something about that creamy texture and almost buttery flavor. In terms of texture, Yukon Golds fall between the starchy russet and the waxy red potato, which makes them a great all-purpose option that's well-suited to a number of culinary applications and toy photography."

There you go, folks! Get to your nearest produce section, grab some Yukon Golds and take the best first pictures for the internet!

More news at 11:00... "For a sharper image, I'd recommend new potatoes, when it's the season."
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!


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ucsf - 2024-07-07 @ 5:59 pm

If I have to guess, the guy's favourite band is Blur, and his favourite WWE member is John Cena.

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