ToyFarce News: Widow of Late Collector Haunted by His Never-Ending Toy Pre-Orders?!

There are rumors that M. Night Shyamalan is already making the big screen version of this story, called 'Toy Sense'. Kinda exciting news.

This will 100% be my wife (just got married last week!) if I get hit by a bus or something. On that day, the first thing she should do is kill my credit card. Otherwise, yikes! She'd kill me all over again.

Yes, I appreciate the humor here but this is a very real thing! I'm going to be 50 next year and have been divorced for 20 years so there's no wife to worry about, but my two now adult sons want nothing to do with getting rid of my "hoarding" of collectibles. They'd never take the time to actually try to sell any of it because they don't know much about it, it will just end up in a dumpster or donated somewhere.

This has occured to me too lol. Hope my loved ones are able to find the humor in it..."dam, hes dead and hes still buying stuff!".

I have to admit that I have thought about this in a more serious way as I've gotten a bit older.