ToyFarce News: Collectors Wrapped 2024 - What If We Had Our Own Version Of The Year Wrap-Up?

As the year comes to an end, Spotify may not be the only one revealing stats to make you question your life choices: introducing the Collectors Wrapped! Imagine being confronted with the cold, hard facts of your collecting habits over the past year. From how many figures you bought (spoiler: too many) to the hours you spent hunting online, Collectors Wrapped has it all. Did you really need that sixth Spider-Man figure? No, but your Wrapped will proudly remind you that you snagged it on a random Tuesday!



The breakdown doesn’t stop there! Collectors Wrapped dives into categories like your Most Purchased Brand (hot take: it’s NECA or Hasbro), Most Regretted Pre-Order, and even Shelving Anxiety Minutes, because let’s face it, balancing dynamic poses on limited shelf space is a skill.



Whether you’re proud or mildly horrified by your 2024 stats, Collectors Wrapped is here to remind you: it’s not about the numbers, it’s about the friends we made along the way... Oh wait, never mind, it’s definitely about the numbers!


(Example only, top 10 not yet finalized)

What other categories would you like to see in your Collectors Wrapped? Let us know in the comments!


Here are the templates if you want to play with them a little (for serious use or not). Don't forget to tag us if you share them online!








More news at 11:00... 'Gotta pump those numbers up for next year, those are rookie numbers!'
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!