ToyFarce News: Toy Collector Breaks World Record of Fastest NECA/McFarlane Toys Unboxing, In Only 18 Minutes!

In an astonishing feat of dexterity, patience, and sheer willpower, toy collector Daniel F. has shattered the world record for unboxing a NECA/McFarlane Toys action figure, completing the task in just 18 minutes! The previous record, set in 2022, stood at a grueling 24 minutes and 37 seconds. ToyFarce investigated...

"I still can't believe it myself" said Daniel, visibly exhausted but beaming with pride. "When I saw that figure staring at me from inside the package, wrapped in an excessive amount of plastic ties, clear rubber bands, and those stubborn molded plastic trays, I knew I was in for a battle. But I never imagined I'd make history!"

Eyewitnesses described the scene as intense and dramatic. Armed with precision tools, including an X-Acto knife, industrial-grade scissors, and a level of determination usually reserved for bomb disposal experts, Daniel carefully snipped, twisted, and pried open each restraint in record time.

"The trick is to stay calm and focus on one tie at a time" he explained. "If you rush it, you risk cutting the wrong part and potentially damaging the figure. We don't want to repeat something like the Great Broken Leg Incident of 2017".

Experts in the field of action figure unboxing were in awe of Daniel's achievement: "We've seen people attempt this and fail" said a toy historian and unboxing analyst. "Some collectors even have snack breaks in between ties. But Daniel's endurance and precision are truly remarkable."

Representatives from the Guinness World Records have acknowledged the feat and are in the process of officially verifying it. Meanwhile, NECA and McFarlane Toys have responded with a statement: "We would like to congratulate Daniel on this incredible achievement. However, we regret to inform him that our next wave of figures will feature even stronger, more entangled plastic restraints, because we truly enjoy watching people struggle".

Daniel, undeterred by the challenge, has already set his sights on his next goal: attempting to free a McFarlane figure with a plastic cape in under 30 minutes. "It won't be easy" he admitted, "...but nothing worth doing ever is!". The action figure community now eagerly awaits the next challenger. Will anyone be able to beat Daniel's record? Only time will tell...

More news at 11:00... "18 minutes?! Who is that guy? The Flash?!"
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