ToyFarce News: G.I.Joe Collector Tormented by Automated Email Reminding Him He Missed Out On "Once a Man" Cobra Commander!

In a world filled with digital reminders, one G.I.Joe collector is learning that some things are better left forgotten! "They won't let me move on from this disappointment!" said Rick, a collector who keeps receiving emails from Hasbro Pulse telling him to check his shopping cart, which contains the now sold out G.I.Joe Classified Cobra Commander "Once a Man" set. ToyFarce investigated...

Like many other collectors, Rick tried to grab the coveted G.I.Joe Classified Cobra Commander "Once a Man" set as soon as it went live, adding it to his cart, before NOT being able to check out because the item sold out in seconds. "At first, I was bummed out, of course. I really wanted this set to complete my collection. I just thought 'Oh well, maybe next time...' but then, the email reminders started" said Rick.

"At first, it was just a single, innocuous message: 'Hey, don't forget your Once a Man figure is still in your cart!'. A gentle reminder, almost conforting in a way... I get that it's an automated message so I thought nothing of it. But as the days passed, the reminders became more and more frequent, and more insistent..."

"Your item is still in your cart! You wouldn't want to miss out on it, would you?", "One click away! Just grab it, it's right there!", "Just one more step! Hurry up, the clock is ticking! What are you waiting for?". The reminders kept coming and the frustration quickly turned into a form of psychological torture, with each email being an uninvited guest mocking his failure to secure the action figure he wanted. "I even tried to delete it from my cart" added Rick, in desperation, "but every time I logged back in, it was back in my cart, teasing me." Now, Rick's inbox has become a haunted place, filled with the echoes of the collectibles that got away...

No words yet on if this was linked to Cobra Commander's diabolical plan to frustrate Joe collectors.

More news at 11:00 "I just want peace...and maybe a new email address."
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